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onemansinsanity-onecatsreality asked:
""Cats or dogs?""

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ cats..

accxser asked:
"Flaying or immolation?"

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ the real question is: why not both?

                                                  ——-flaying..

meme: similarities and differences.

tagged by: luphomoid & accxser

 remember to repost rather than reblog, and tag 10 people of your own.

similarities:

  • our obscene love for lingerie & heels knows no bounds
  • we’re both lazy as fuck tbh
  • so much creepy music & rock 
  • think a lot about murder ( in the recreational sense )
  • cute as hell

differences:

  • taller than she is booyah
  • i do not eat people out of boredom
  • unlike her i actually have a job 
  • she’s actually way cooler than me
  • also she’s got hella game w/o even trying like look at all dem boys 

tagging: onemansinsanity-onecatsreality, impxster, aliion, queenxcersei, gladiu, hedonistique, incredible-zim, shruggr, auxiliarus, stewxrd, glassex

hey you

yeah you

you wanna plot? you wanna request stuff? ask me something? you wanna talk? tell me how your day was? tell me how much of a bitch your sibling is? tell me how much you love fried oreos?

well you go right ahead because my ask is open and i’m always here to listen

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     - svajoti
     - ▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

svajoti asked:
"Bubblegum or pencil sharpeners?"

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ pencil sharpeners.

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tagged as: #svajoti #▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

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     - svikinnar

uncle loki 8))))))))

posted 8 hours ago with 1 note - reblog

tagged as: #svikinnar

i actually cry with laughter thinking about ridiculous terror is bc she’s so petite and wears these crazy heels and just lounges about on the couch with her feet up eating someone’s face like nbd before heading out to make lives miserable. or better, depending on where u stand 8llll

posted 8 hours ago with 3 notes - reblog

tagged as: #▕ ▍❝ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ

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     - eyezooms @
     - qingbang
     - ▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

qingbang asked:
"'Liver or kidney?' [shh this is for /science/]"

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ i’m going to have to say kidney. ‘

posted 8 hours ago with 1 note - reblog

tagged as: #eyezooms @ #qingbang #▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

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     - cvlcitra
     - ▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

cvlcitra asked:
"me or your cat army because you CAN'T have both under one roof"

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ there is such a thing as a hypoallergenic cat, child. ‘

posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes - reblog

tagged as: #wATCH ME #cvlcitra #▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs

mercwithoutxmirth asked:
""Ass or titties.""

make me choose between two things.

                    ’ i like a good butt, so—- ass. ‘

posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes - reblog

tagged as: #mercwithoutxmirth #▕ ▍❝ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs